Escape to 14 peaceful, gated acres near Lake Conroe and experience a one-of-a-kind Texas retreat designed for couples, families, friends, and groups.
Happy Goat Retreat features 14 unique cargo tiny homes and the spacious Cadillac House, with accommodations for up to 50 overnight guests. Choose from our cozy Bijou homes for two, spacious Deluxe homes for four, or the Cadillac House for up to 10 guests.
There's plenty to enjoy without ever leaving the property. Take a swim in our 40-ft cargo swimming pool, heated November–March or cast a line in our stocked catch-and-release fishing ponds filled with catfish, bass, crappie, and bluegill. Visit our friendly goats and feed them, enjoy outdoor games, paint a rock for our Rock Garden, or leave your mark on our Love Lock Wall.
Every home has its own private fire pit, and we also have a large communal fire pit for gathering together. Our Bijou homes feature private rooftop decks, perfect for relaxing and enjoying the Texas outdoors.
Good to Know Before You Book:
- Check-in: 3:00 PM
- Check-out: 11:00 AM
- Quiet Hours: 8:00 AM–10:00 PM
- Pool: Open Year-Round ~ Heated November - March
- Fishing: Catch and release – catfish, bass, crappie & bluegill
- Wi-Fi: Free fast Wi-Fi in every home
- Parking: Free parking conveniently located next to your home
- Pets: Pet-friendly accommodations available; pet fee applies
- Firewood: One complimentary bundle provided
- Goat Feeding: One complimentary bag of goat feed provided
Planning Something Bigger?
Happy Goat Retreat is perfect for family reunions, corporate retreats, weddings, celebrations, and group getaways. Book the entire property and enjoy exclusive use of the retreat, giving your group the space and privacy to enjoy everything Happy Goat Retreat has to offer together.
