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COME DISCOVER HAPPY GOAT RETREAT


Ideally situated next to Lake Conroe and minutes away from several of Texas's top tourist destinations, Happy Goat Retreat is a gated 14-acre scenic retreat with a countryside feel.

There are 14 luxury tiny Cargo homes and one elegant rustic house on this secluded property surrounded by beautiful trees. Each house is designed with functionality, comfort, and privacy in mind. Happy Goat Retreat's luxury Cargo homes offer a unique, unforgettable lodging experience with top-of-the-line amenities.

Enjoy peace and tranquility on one of our rooftop decks or roast smores around the firepit at night.

Experience our premier outdoor amenities including our state-of-the-art heated swimming pool, fishing ponds, rustic event center, Pygmy goat play area, communal fire pit, and outdoor gaming area.

At Happy Goat Retreat, we treat you like family. We pride ourselves on exceptional customer service and work to ensure that each guest has an unforgettable experience. Welcome home! 
                Book your stay today!
        We look forward to serving you!
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An Unforgettable  Lodging Experience


Our innovative, luxury tiny homes provide a unique lodging experience in an up-cycled cargo shipping container. They are designed with a modern farmhouse chic decor that combines functionality with modern technology comforts.  The homes are  perfect for a rooftop romantic dinner, roasting smores around firepits, or grilling some steaks. Learn more about our accommodations by clicking here:
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Go On Adventures Together


Happy Goat Retreat is ideally located minutes away from Texas's top tourist destinations. Just 4 miles off I-45 Freeway, we are located less than 2 minutes from Lake Conroe.

There is a convenient marina down the street that gives you quick access to the water to launch a boat or rent one to cruise around.

Lake Conroe is one of the top angler spots to catch largemouth bass and other fish! 

Hike or bike 21 miles of nature trails in the Sam Houston National Forest. 

There are endless fun activities for everyone. 

Treat Your Taste Buds


When visiting Happy Goat Retreat, come hungry! Our convenient location to Lake Conroe provides ample opportunities for waterfront dining.

Experience the breathtaking beauty of the Texas sunset over Lake Conroe while savoring authentic Tex-Mex and sipping on margaritas!

No matter your appetite, there are plenty of options for dining nearby to satisfy your taste buds.

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